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大家在喝酒的时候总会听到别人说段子,顺口溜。以下是小编收集整理的绕口令段子精选六篇，仅供参考，希望能够帮助到大家。

第1篇: 绕口令段子

前门楼子九丈九，四门三桥五牌楼，出了便门往东走，离城四十到通州，通州倒有个六十六条胡同口，在里边住着一位六十六岁的刘老六，六十六岁刘老头，六十六岁六老刘，老哥仨盖了那六十六座好高楼，楼上有六十六篓桂花油，篓上蒙着六十六匹鹅缎绸，绸上绣着六十六个狮子滚绣球。

在楼外头栽了那六十六根儿柏木轴，轴上拴着六十六头大青牛，在牛上边蹲着六十六个大马猴，刘老六，六老刘，刘老头，这么老哥仨倒坐在门口啃骨头，南边来了一条狗好眼熟，好像那大大妈家大大妈的眉子大大眼睛大大鼻子大大耳朵大大口大大鳌头狮子狗，北边又来一条狗好眼熟，好像那二大妈家二大大眉子二大眼睛二大鼻子二大耳朵二大口二大鳌头狮子狗。

这两条狗抢骨头，顺南头跑到北头，碰倒了六十六座好高楼，碰洒了六十六篓桂花油，油了六十六匹鹅缎绸，脏了六十六个狮子滚绣球，在楼外头打倒了六十六根儿柏木轴，打惊了六十六头大青牛，打跑了六十六个大马猴，刘老六，六老刘，刘老头，这么老哥仨打死了狗，又盖起来六十六座好高楼，收起来六十六篓桂花油，洗干净六十六匹鹅缎绸，洗净了六十六个狮子滚绣球。

在楼外头栽起来六十六根儿柏木轴，牵回来六十六头大青牛，逮回来六十六个大马猴，刘老六，六老刘，刘老头，这么老哥仨又看见南边来个气不休，手里拿着土坯头去打着狗的头，也不知气不休的土坯头打了狗的头，还是狗的头碰坏气不休的土坯头，打北边来了个秃妞妞，手里拿着个油篓口去套狗的头，也不知秃妞妞的油篓口套了狗的头，还是狗的头钻了秃妞妞的油篓口，狗啃油篓篓油漏，狗不啃油篓篓不漏油。

第2篇: 绕口令段子

(一)

一平盆面，烙一平盆饼，

饼碰盆，盆碰饼。

(二)

这是蚕，那是蝉，

蚕常在叶里藏，蝉常在林里唱。

(三)

瓜棚挂瓜，瓜挂瓜棚。

风刮瓜，瓜碰棚。

风刮棚，棚碰瓜。

(四)

哥挎瓜筐过宽沟，过沟筐漏瓜滚沟。

隔沟挎筐瓜筐扣，瓜滚筐空哥怪沟。

(五)

蓝衣布履刘兰柳，布履蓝衣柳半刘，

兰柳拉犁来犁地，半刘播种来拉耧。

(六)

金钱花，十八朵，

大姨妈，来接我，

猪拿柴，狗烧火，

猫儿煮饭笑死我!

(七)

老鼠遇老虎，老虎咬老鼠。

老鼠躲老虎，老虎咬不着老鼠，老鼠躲过了老虎。

(八)

字纸里裹着细银丝，

细银丝上趴着四千四百四十四个似死似不死的.小死虱子皮。

(九)

描只花猫，花猫花毛。

描只黑猫，黑猫黑毛。

描只白猫，白猫白毛。

描只灰猫，灰猫灰毛。

(十)

朱家有个金柱子，

曲家有个金锯子。

曲家的主人，

抱住了朱家的举人，

金锯子锯断了金柱子。

(十一)

金瓜瓜，银瓜瓜，瓜棚上面结满瓜，

瓜瓜落下来，打着小娃娃，

娃娃叫妈妈，娃娃怪瓜瓜，瓜瓜笑娃娃。

(十二)

老罗拉了一车梨，老李拉了一车栗。

老罗人称大力罗，老李人称李大力。

老罗拉梨做梨酒，老李拉栗去换梨。

(十三)

东海鱼仓多鱼群聚，大鱼小鱼鱼游鱼碰鱼。

渔民吕玉撒网去捕鱼，还没捕完天下雨。

雨珠打鱼，鱼遇雨，吕玉雨中忙捕鱼。

第3篇: 绕口令段子

出南门，面正南，有一个面铺面冲南。面铺门口挂着一个蓝布棉门帘。摘了蓝布棉门帘，看了看面铺面冲南，挂上蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，哟，嗬!面铺还是面冲南。出西门走七步，拾到鸡皮补皮裤。是鸡皮补皮裤，不是鸡皮不必补皮裤。

出南门，走六步，见着六叔和六舅，叫声六叔和六舅，借我六斗六升好绿豆;过了秋，打了豆，还我六叔六舅六十六斗六升好绿豆。

从南边来了个喇嘛，提拉着五斤塔嘛。从北边来个哑吧，腰里别着个喇叭，提拉塔嘛的喇嘛，要拿塔嘛换别喇叭哑巴的喇叭，别喇叭的哑巴，不愿意拿喇叭换提拉塔嘛喇嘛的塔嘛。

提拉塔嘛 的喇嘛拿塔嘛打了别喇叭的哑巴一塔嘛，别喇叭的哑巴，拿喇叭打了提拉塔嘛的喇嘛一喇叭。也不知提拉塔嘛的喇嘛拿塔嘛打坏了别喇叭哑巴的喇叭。也不知别喇叭的哑巴拿喇巴打坏了提拉塔嘛喇嘛的塔嘛。提拉塔嘛的喇嘛敦塔嘛，别喇叭的"哑巴吹喇叭。

好娃娃，爱画画，画个瓜，画朵花，画只虎，画匹马，虎踩瓜，马踏花，瓜打虎，花骂马，娃娃画画顶呱呱，挂上画儿笑哈哈。

第4篇: 绕口令段子

1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

6. Ann and Andy"s anniversary is in April.

7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

9. Black background, brown background.

10. Blake"s black bike"s back brake bracket block broke.

11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

12. Caution: Wide Right Turns

13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

15. Elizabeth"s birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

17. Freshly fried fresh flesh

18. Green glass globes glow greenly.

19. He threw three balls.

20. He threw three free throws.

21. Here"s an easy game to play. Here"s an easy thing to say:

22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn"t have thought so much.

26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.

28. I wish you were a fish in my dish

29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

31. It"s not the cough that carries you off, it"s the coffin they carry you off in!

32. Little red lorry

33. Miss Smith"s fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. 37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

38. She said she should sit.

39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.

40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.

42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

45. Stupid superstition!

46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

48. The soldier"s shoulder surely hurts!

49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

50. There"s a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

第5篇: 绕口令段子

1、Ken Dodd"s dad"s dog "s dead.

肯多德爸爸的狗死掉了。

2、If you"re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的"表演，就去买一只时兴的吧。

3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.

4、Keenly cleaning copper kettles.

敏锐地清洁铜水壶

5、Local yokel jokes.

乡下佬笑话

第6篇: 绕口令段子

1、Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

2、And they all felt smart together!

And they all felt smart together!

3、Three smart fellows, they felt smart,

Three smart fellows, they felt smart,

4、Chop shops stock chops.

Chop shops stock chops.

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